This is my decision. It's final. (Until next week when I want to be a linguist, that is ( Read more... )

The above title is to be sung to the tune of that First Kiss song that K$sha features in. I can't remember who sings it ( Read more... )

What I thought was an innocent conversation at work today, the more I think about it, may not have been as innocent as I thought. I think I somehow flirted my co-worker into a bigger tip than she would have gotten. Is flirted the right word? I don't even know what it means. I was just being my charming old self. Which isn't really charming... Well ( Read more... )